Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Randomize