I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Sorry about my life...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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