your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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