We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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