In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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