gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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