You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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