Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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