so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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