I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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