Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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