Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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