Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize