My friends, they love my intelligence
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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