Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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