Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
