"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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