My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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