i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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