How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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