What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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