well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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