You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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