the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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