Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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