his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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