Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Oh Jesus.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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