Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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