I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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