It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
how drunk are you?
Several
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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