We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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