Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
