she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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