At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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