Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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