: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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