Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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