Its about making memories worth repressing
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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