For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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