Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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