I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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