will power is for people who don't want to get laid
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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