U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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