But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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