I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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