butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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