But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Blood and glitter go together right?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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