Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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