Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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