Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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