The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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