Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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