what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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