I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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