okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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